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Attn: Ellen (8/12/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

When my buddy and I were in Brugge I saw some nuns out walking around. I was convinced if we followed them we would spot them engaging in something equally frivolous and innocent like hopscotch, marbles, or hula hooping.

Why are nuns only ruler-wielding disciplinarians or elementary school kids (nice ones) at recess?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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