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Dear Ellen,
When my buddy and I were in Brugge I saw some nuns out walking around. I was convinced if we followed them we would spot them engaging in something equally frivolous and innocent like hopscotch, marbles, or hula hooping.
Why are nuns only ruler-wielding disciplinarians or elementary school kids (nice ones) at recess?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
I beg of you, please follow these steps to help the US Men’s National Team to advance tomorrow against Belgium.
Leave work early on Tuesday (the game is on at 3pm Central time) and cheer for the team. If they lose, be proud they made it this far. If they win, be ecstatic and dance around and make people at the place you’re watching the game wish they were soccer fans.
GO USMNT!!
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Dear Ellen,
Ah yes, the delightful tradition of learning how to cop a feel by practicing on a snow woman. Belgian kids, huh? Those little tikes.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
DumbFunnery 