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Attn: Ellen (6/5/13)


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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Recently I wrote a knock-knock joke … So far everyone I have told the joke to says it stinks. I figure it’s past due:

Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Bananas foster.
Bananas foster who?
Bananas foster their hopes and dreams …


Why am I doing this?

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