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Attn: Ellen (4/24/13)


Ellen DeGeneres M.C. Escher

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard


The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m no scientist, or doctor, or a lot of things actually – but I think I’ve got it!

A perpetual motion machine!

You see, I have been under the weather and I swear, I go blow my nose to my heart’s content, then I wash my hands, leave the bathroom and boom! – time to blow the nose again.

So … you know … Somehow apply that to a perpetual motion machine.


Why am I doing this?

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