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Attn: Ellen (7/17/13)

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Ellen129a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen129b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we see Claude, a senior at the M.C. Escher School of Design. He is wondering if his final project is impossible enough to get an A.

Of course, Claude is fretting for no reason. Everyone knows there is no thing more impossible than getting an A in Professor Jerk Head’s class (that’s a nickname, not real).

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (4/24/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres M.C. Escher


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

 

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m no scientist, or doctor, or a lot of things actually – but I think I’ve got it!

A perpetual motion machine!

You see, I have been under the weather and I swear, I go blow my nose to my heart’s content, then I wash my hands, leave the bathroom and boom! – time to blow the nose again.

So … you know … Somehow apply that to a perpetual motion machine.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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