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Dear Ellen,
I wonder if there is a Guinness World Record for longest “awwwwww.” And wouldn’t t be weird if that was achieved by someone looking at a picture of a blue whale. If I was from Guinness I would disqualify the person.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
P.S. If I was going for the record I’d look at baby fox pictures.
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Dear Ellen,
It’s the time of year where we must once again ask ourselves – am I the only one who sensed sexual tension between Vader and R2?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
As part of our son’s sleep routine whoever is putting him down sings a snippet of Somewhere Over the Rainbow.
You’d be surprised how much creative license that song has for new words when
1) you don’t know the words, only the tune,
2) your audience doesn’t know what you’re saying, and …
3) you can add or subtract beats to a measure to make an impromptu rhyme fit
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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