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Posts tagged ‘postcard’

Attn: Ellen (3/8/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Some high schools take the senior superlative for ‘best breasts’ SO seriously.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

P.S. My apologies to any art or history fans.

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (3/1/17)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Not many people know this but before Freud, psychotherapist’s best effort involved asking, “have you tried getting over it?” and then giving a mildly (very mild) sympathetic look.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (2/22/17)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Do you think this was commissioned? And if so, do you think the person looked at this and thought, ‘perfect! I love when people recoil in fear upon seeing a painted portrait!’ Don’t get me wrong, I think this is amazing and nuts, but it is a little creepy crawly.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?