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Attn: Ellen (9/16/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcardBack (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’ve been there! Well, maybe not that particular rock but other rocks. Really neat ones too. But you’ll have to take my word on that because I don’t have postcards of them.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (9/2/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

While this method of sorting mail proved effective, it was also unfortunately adopted by Texas as an outlook on life: “Texan,” or “Nope … Nope, Nope.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (8/26/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen, / Dear Summer Intern,

Hopefully I didn’t miss you (aka you’ve already headed back to school). How was your summer of sorting through Ellen’s fan mail (like my crazy postcards!)? Did you dance across the studio and Instagram pictures of it? Good luck at school this year! (and tell all your friends to check out my blog!!)

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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