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Attn: Ellen (1/19/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen.

You may think, based on my handwriting, that I am a drunk pre-schooler. This is not true.

Scientific tests have proven that, despite my diet of Chefboyardees and Pizza Lunchables (extra cheesy kind) – I am actually a 26 year old.

Sincerely,
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You may think, based on my handwriting, that I am a drunk pre-schooler. This is not true.

Scientific tests have proven that, despite my diet of Chefboyardees and Pizza Lunchables (extra cheesy kind) – I am actually a 26 year old.