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Attn: Ellen (1/2/15)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

We should have a Santa-like figure for New Year’s … The lady on this card! She shows up like a bad Comcast employee, anytime between 6am and 6pm on New Year’s Day and leaves a report card for your New Year’s resolutions. Stern New Year’s lady expects you to PUSH YOURSELF.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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