The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (1/2/15)

Front

Ellen200a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen200b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

We should have a Santa-like figure for New Year’s … The lady on this card! She shows up like a bad Comcast employee, anytime between 6am and 6pm on New Year’s Day and leaves a report card for your New Year’s resolutions. Stern New Year’s lady expects you to PUSH YOURSELF.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (1/2/15)" (1)

  1. In Russian culture, there is a New Year’s Santa called Ded Moroz (Father Frost). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ded_Moroz This woman could be a good substitute for him though. Or she could be his sexy accomplice, which is usually a young, scantily-clad woman that may be his daughter, friend, or lover (I never understood which).

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