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Attn: Ellen (5/25/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

The biologist hired as a consultant for cow’s anatomy may have been a fake.

But between you, me, and cows everywhere – wouldn’t it be cool if cows had a fruit-salad-waiting-to-happen for a neck?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (9/15/10)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

As an FYI, the postcard is from the Witte Museum in San Antonio. It is from the Hertzberg Circus Collection.

The text of the postcard is:

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Dear Ellen,

My dream is to be a published author, and my sister’s advice is: ‘get on Ellen! She’s awesome!’

I listened to friends advice – and I’ve started a blog called GetBradStanleyPublished.com. The blog

is goofy and fun, and it’s got all kinds of oddball goodness.

I’m writing now because I’m finally taking my sister’s advice. I’m hoping to grab your (or more

likely an intern’s or bored security guard’s) attention and get you to check out my site.

Until the next begging postcard!

GetBradStanleyPublished.com

P.S. If you’re lucky the next postcard may even involve pleading and imploring. Oh boy!