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Attn: Ellen (4/10/13)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres horse

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

On this postcard you see Sebastian. Sebastian was happily free & living life to the fullest. Then one day he was captured, “broken,” and began his new life living in a stable.

But Sebastian didn’t like this cooped-up life. He got moody (see: the postcard picture). His owners felt bad and decided to let him free. He was too emotional!, they said, living indoors had made him … unstable.

Your daily dose of oy right there!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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