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Posts tagged ‘star wars’

Attn: Ellen (6/27/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Some fictional universes can be wonderful. Places to escape to in your head. Books, movies, and cults – they really create some stunning places.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (4/4/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

It’s the time of year where we must once again ask ourselves – am I the only one who sensed sexual tension between Vader and R2?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (6/1/16)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we see Luke getting a classic cold, detached, emotionless hero’s welcome. R2D2 beeps out, “I hope someone brought cheese because I know Luke brought a big ol bag of whine.”

Yes, another classic Star Wars moment!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

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