The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (11/24/10)

Front


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

I got this postcard in … well, New Orleans, Louisiana.

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

It’s Thanksgiving-time, which I am excited about.

You know, America has always had a certain bravado which is pretty cool, and Thanksgiving shows more of it.

So shove off obesity as a national epidemic, and hand me more pie!

Wearing Sweatpants,
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Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (11/24/10)" (4)

  1. CorruptCamel's avatar

    While I enjoyed the whole postcard, I enjoyed the “Wearing Sweatpants” as a sign-off best.

    Scratching my balls,

    C. Camel.

  2. pat's avatar

    I want some pie….

  3. Georgina Dollface's avatar
    Georgina Dollface said:

    I’d forgotten how freaked out I get seeing cartoons of animals in the kitchen cooking recipes in which they are a staple ingredient – so thanks for that! Scenes of crawfish cannabalism seem to be my new tipping point- G
    But seriously, Happy Thanksgiving!

    • DumbFunnery's avatar
      DumbFunnery said:

      Haha … you know what? “Niche fears are the best fears!” – Herbert Hoover

      I hadn’t actually looked that closely at the postcard, so I’m happy you pointed that out because I looked it over closely and now fully appreciate the art.

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