Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
This week on my blog it’s “Picture Week.” In other words, I’ve run out of dumb things to talk about.
I’m switching to smart stuff!
Just kidding – that’s unpossible.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
DumbFunnery 
Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (3/2/11)" (6)
I’ve got to ask, how is the Ellen thing working out? Do you think she (or her letter reading staff) got confused by the new site name? Do let us know if, sorry when, she finally acknowledges you. And let us know the total you spent in stamps.
Well, I don’t really think anything will come of it – so I don’t think the name change hurts for that reason.
Total I spent in stamps – 5 million.
Total I spent on postcards – 40 quadrillion.
Thankfully I enjoy stupid, pointless endeavors.
Also I really can’t tell how snarky you are being … stinking text.
Picture week is fun, but video week, man would that be something.
Are you sending those to Ellen? Or are you just doing that as a blog thing? What am I talking about? Of course your sending them to her…..duh. I like it.
ha. Yeah … the only question is how long the intern stares at it before throwing it out because of my chicken-scratch handwriting (or any other reason).