The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (4/11/12)

Front


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Looking at this postcard, I can’t help but think:

“pew! pew-pew-pew! VROOOM-BUH COOOO! PEW! PEW! Mrrrrr … BRRRR-eeeeee!
Halt – traitor – halt!

BOOOOOMMMM!

Aaaah!

Pew-pew-pew!”

But then I stop myself, because have you considered this?

“VREEE. BUH-CLEE! BUH-CLEE!
DOOOO. DOOO.

Pfff … kshhh …

PEW – PEW – PEW!”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (4/11/12)" (2)

  1. This might be one of your more inspired cards. I really felt like I was in the action.

    • When I was writing this I really wished I had one of those talk-to-text things … I just sat around like a crazy person making robot/action movie noises and then trying to guess how to spell them.

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