Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Looking at this postcard, I can’t help but think:
“pew! pew-pew-pew! VROOOM-BUH COOOO! PEW! PEW! Mrrrrr … BRRRR-eeeeee!
Halt – traitor – halt!
BOOOOOMMMM!
Aaaah!
Pew-pew-pew!”
But then I stop myself, because have you considered this?
“VREEE. BUH-CLEE! BUH-CLEE!
DOOOO. DOOO.
Pfff … kshhh …
PEW – PEW – PEW!”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
DumbFunnery 
Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (4/11/12)" (2)
This might be one of your more inspired cards. I really felt like I was in the action.
When I was writing this I really wished I had one of those talk-to-text things … I just sat around like a crazy person making robot/action movie noises and then trying to guess how to spell them.