The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (5/16/12)

May 16, 2012

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m getting back into working out now. I had to take a break after the MS150.

Sometimes I think the best part of being a super hero would be that you’d always be fit. Form-fitting colorful spandex should clearly be limited to fat cats and super heroes.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Actually I just thought of a great idea! If you want to be a good actor/actress – perform your role in spandex first. If you can “emote” in spandex, you can do anything.

Why am I sending these postcards?

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  1. Dave Tex (@CorruptCamel)'s avatar
    Dave Tex (@CorruptCamel) said:
    May 16, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    Have you noticed that all the cats at the studio are the same breed? Is this evidence that cats are racist (or breedist)?

    • DumbFunnery's avatar
      DumbFunnery said:
      May 16, 2012 at 9:27 pm

      That is a very good catch! I just may have to do a racist-cats-themed postcard. Racism and cats – the best the internet has to offer.

  2. ComplexSymmetry's avatar
    ComplexSymmetry said:
    May 16, 2012 at 11:15 am

    Agreed that the best part of being a superhero would be day to day things. Like Mr Stretch for when that tall git sits directly in front of you in the cinema. Or Spiderman, for when you’re on the sub and there’s no handles left to hold onto. Just use a web 😀

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