Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
My book club is reading 50 Shades of Grey. I had heard about it, and watched the video of you “reading” it – and I thought it would be entertaining.
Instead, it makes me feel as awkward as this postcard makes me feel.
Yikes, … just … yikes …
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
DumbFunnery 
Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (6/6/12)" (2)
That is by far the creepiest postcard I’ve seen.
Agreed! And my sister bought me a book of THIRTY of these creepy little devils! Gah!