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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Soon I’ll be going to visit D.C.! I’m debating starting a postcard writing campaign to the president. I figure I’ll easily be able to tell if they’re getting them or not, from how fast security guards are to give me strange glances. But I bet Carl, the Secret Service guy with the quirky sense of humor that I made up just now, I bet he’ll wave hello.

Sincerely,
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