DumbFunnery

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Let’s say some “friend” of mine said, “hey I’d love to come visit you!” And let’s say I’m not overly fond of this person, to the point where I use air quotes about our “friendship.”

Have no fear!

I send this postcard and say, “It’s not as fabulous as this postcard lets on, but I can’t wait to show you around the city!”

Fabulous Houston, Texas indeed!

Sincerely,
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