The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (2/6/13)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres Star Wars

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres Star Wars

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Can you blame him? Can you really blame Yoda for being so angry? The “smallest hands”? Come on. It’s Star Wars! There are bound to be smaller hands! Or maybe it’s the fate thing. Or maybe indigestion. I don’t know.

I’m just spit balling here.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (2/6/13)" (1)

  1. whyareyousoawesomeandisuck's avatar

    I agree. Definitely a case of short-man syndrome.

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