The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (3/13/13)

FrontEllen DeGeneres Postcard


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres Postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Tomorrow I depart for SxSW (South by Southwest)! Land of “woah that guy looks so dumb with that mustache and those ridiculous cut-off jeans shorts and that hideous sequined women’s shirt and those Crocs and … he’s going up on stage! … oh, wait, he’s the lead singer of the Yao Minglings?”

That band name I just made up, but based on their name I’m not cool enough to play for them.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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