Attn: Ellen (3/13/13)
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Tomorrow I depart for SxSW (South by Southwest)! Land of “woah that guy looks so dumb with that mustache and those ridiculous cut-off jeans shorts and that hideous sequined women’s shirt and those Crocs and … he’s going up on stage! … oh, wait, he’s the lead singer of the Yao Minglings?”
That band name I just made up, but based on their name I’m not cool enough to play for them.