DumbFunnery

Front

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I bet you didn’t expect to see adorable, self-aware toast today, did you!?

Sounds like a certain somebody owes another certain somebody a visit on their talk show!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. I don’t have a show, so … you know … you’ll have to host …

Why am I doing this?