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Life Milestone

A new life milestone for myself, and much more physically impacting for my wife, we will be parents! Woah!

Aside from that big milestone there are other ones that accompany it: first baby outfit purchased (see below), first time saying goodbye to money for the next X years (where X equals a number I don’t want to think about).

Goodbye money, hello adorable clothes that will be usable for less time than I sometimes wear one pair of socks in a sitting. (Just kidding, you hope.)

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Attn: Ellen (3/27/13)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres toast

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres toast

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I bet you didn’t expect to see adorable, self-aware toast today, did you!?

Sounds like a certain somebody owes another certain somebody a visit on their talk show!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. I don’t have a show, so … you know … you’ll have to host …

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (10/26/11)

Front


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

After Amsterdam we visited Brussels. While there a 1st grade class (on a field trip I guess) walked by singing, “We will rock you” in French! It was fantastic!

And it confirmed my theory – classes in adorableness should be added to American education.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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