Attn: Ellen (3/27/13)
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
I bet you didn’t expect to see adorable, self-aware toast today, did you!?
Sounds like a certain somebody owes another certain somebody a visit on their talk show!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. I don’t have a show, so … you know … you’ll have to host …
DumbFunnery 