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Archive for March, 2013

SxSW Weird Photos

SxSW 2013

Unbearable, isn’t it?! Ah ha ha ha! (If I could have thought of a way to depict ‘unbearable’ I would’ve done that pose instead.)

 

SxSW 2013

Suspenders made out of hopes and dreams. Plus, low-riding fanny pack to let you know he’s not just some tourist.

 

SxSW 2013

I’m a handsome devil!

 

SxSW 2013

It looks like he’s doing a classic “which way to the beach” kind of pose. And why not? You don’t take steroids for no reason.

 

SxSW 2013

Me: “I have an odd request for you …”
This guy: “Yes.”

 

Attn: Ellen (3/20/13)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres Austin

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres Austin

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

SxSW is over! School has started up again! I’m back at work! And I think I may be coming down with a cold! And I forgot if exclamation points convey excitement or extreme sadness!

Please … help …

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

SxSW 2013 – INTENSE Drummer

Don’t feel like I’m being a jerk for being so entertained by this guy’s crazy face – he’s a good looking fella in a ROCK BAND. He’s living the life. He just … frightens me. And makes me laugh.