Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
I’m no scientist, or doctor, or a lot of things actually – but I think I’ve got it!
A perpetual motion machine!
You see, I have been under the weather and I swear, I go blow my nose to my heart’s content, then I wash my hands, leave the bathroom and boom! – time to blow the nose again.
So … you know … Somehow apply that to a perpetual motion machine.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
DumbFunnery 
Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (4/24/13)" (5)
I hope nobody catches your invention from this card…
Grossest perpetual motion machine ever. But if it works, who am I to judge?
Actually, you would be one of four judges at the perpetual motion machine of the year award. So, you are to judge.
have you ever gotten a response?
haha nooooooope!