The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn:Ellen (6/19/13)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres Lion

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres Postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Why are lions so religious?

Because they prey as a family!

That’s the joke I’d tell to cause this lion to make that face. Then he’d probably maul me. (Leading to joke 2, “what are you, lion, my teenage kid? I’m sick of being mauled!”)

Ever so sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

 

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