The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (10/9/13)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

What do you think this girl’s report card would have said? My guess is something like:

“She is a bright, attentive student.

Her morose omnipresence is off-putting for other students though.

Please inform your daughter to quit carrying a feather everywhere – it’s just weird.”

Let me know what you think, eh?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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