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Attn: Ellen (10/9/13)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

What do you think this girl’s report card would have said? My guess is something like:

“She is a bright, attentive student.

Her morose omnipresence is off-putting for other students though.

Please inform your daughter to quit carrying a feather everywhere – it’s just weird.”

Let me know what you think, eh?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (5/2/12)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This is the famous scene where Joe finally found out about birth control.

Joe, crushed, said with exasperation, “but it’s the only thing I’m good at! … well that and pulling off this red sash.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. I guess I should explain when I first saw this painting I pretended red sash guy was saying “look what I made!” and gesturing to the room.

Why am I sending these postcards?

Ignorant Readings of Books I Bought in Europe

And longest post title of the week award goes to …

Here’s the vid. Full of a bad southern accent (my go to “dumb guy” voice). Sorry, South.

Oh yeah and I don’t have anything against UT … I just thought “why not?” for that being the t-shirt I wore. I’ll go and buy this shirt for my next southern guy video (if I’m not lazy …):

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