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Dear Ellen,

Here we see the panda: nature’s equivalent of a spoiled younger sibling who just does whatever he wants. This panda is resting after having eaten for one hour straight. He is getting his strength up for the two day mating season where he may have sex once or twice. Unless he doesn’t. Either way.

Carry on, panda.

Sincerely,
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