The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (9/3/14)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m struggling today because I want us to work on a rap collaboration project but I can’t just say that … But then my only idea is to combine the words to form the portmanteau co-rap-oration … But that sounds like corporation which sounds like a portmanteau for a crappy corporation.

I don’t know – maybe get back to me and we pre-collaborate.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

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