The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (9/10/14)


Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

If there was an actual Texas pan with the panhandle as the actual pan handle what would its signature dish be?

Trick question!

The pan would have your Texas state concealed handgun license (CHL) engraved on it.


Why am I doing this?

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