Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
If there was an actual Texas pan with the panhandle as the actual pan handle what would its signature dish be?
The pan would have your Texas state concealed handgun license (CHL) engraved on it.
Why am I doing this?
Some “art” done by doing a screen capture on the background, then drawing in some sweetness with Paint. Behold …
10) “Sir please take off your pants and do the macarena. It’s for the greater good.”
9) “DANG dude why are you so turned … Oh that’s actually a gun!? … What do I do now?”
8) “Do you love America? Eat the magic Jello while I stare at your package. Also, let me see your penis.”
7) “Do you mind if I take off my pants too?”
6) “Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Either way *snap of latex glove* bend over.”
5) “I guess if I was stranded on a desert island I would take my favorite movie – The Secretary – a tent, and some stranger to grope.”
4) “Sir. SIR! Please don’t discuss politics in public that’s bad form … Hey!, somebody’s not circumcised!”
3) “Welcome to the airport … Re-live your disappointing prom night sexual experience!”
2) “I didn’t go to four minutes of TSA medical school to be questioned by some commoner!”
1) “Just picture this as a Prince music video and you’ll actually enjoy it.”
I’m traveling to the San Francisco bay area this weekend to see J Minnie, Theresa and other pals. Wish me luck!