The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (10/1/14)


Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You know how people stick both their arms out wide to signify wanting a hug? Do you think football players are secretly signaling for a one-armed hug but we mistakenly believe they are doing the “first down” hand motion?


Why am I doing this?

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