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Attn: Ellen (11/5/14)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You know when someone says your name angrily and then with a sort of cautious anger, “what are you doing?” I think that is life’s greatest improv game. Because there may be a right answer, but there are definitely wrong answers to that question.

So I have to ask, Ellen, what are you doing?

Let me know @DumbFunnery!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Mid-Term Election Advice

I don’t know what things are like in your neck of the woods, but here in Texas a LOT of the candidates are really much more feng shui conscious than you’d think by looking at them. I swear, for every three ads on TV, two of those folks are concerned about borders.

Look, I live in an apartment, I’m not going to hang drapes, ok? You can rant and rave about borders all you want but I for one think my windows need no treatment.

Now, these Mexicans?

 

Joking aside, my sincere input: Educate yourself, vote, and be angry at politicians. Because half-truths shouldn’t be so acceptable.