The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (12/24/14)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen, Ellen’s staff, the security guards who I believe use these postcards for kindling,

Happy holidays!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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