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Attn: Ellen (12/24/14)


Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen, Ellen’s staff, the security guards who I believe use these postcards for kindling,

Happy holidays!


Why am I doing this?

Me at a Fancy Christmas Party

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