The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (7/22/15)

July 22, 2015

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Coming from Houston (a flat place if ever there was one), jogging in Carlsbad, California felt like I was in an Escher painting – every hill was somehow uphill. The next time I see someone with monster calves I will know – native Southern Californian.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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