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Attn: Ellen (10/14/15)


Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

My wife did lots of prep work for our recent trip to Peru. She found a trek company for our hike to Machu Picchu, a nice area to stay in Lima, and she brushed up on her Spanish.

BUT, neither of us were prepared for breakfast accompanied by Michael Jackson’s greatest hits … in bossa nova form. No one can (or should) train to handle that.

Sincerely, OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Think About It

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know how popular you are. But I do know that right now there are more white guys singing and dancing (poorly) to Michael Jackson’s “Bad” than you have friends.

No, really, that’s probably true. Isn’t that nuts?

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