The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (11/11/15)


Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we are in November and a big day at my work is coming up (big day in a good way). But this deadlines has been prone to some movement.

I don’t know if you watch much football, but imagine the deadline is the football, and it’s a snowy or rainy game and the ball has been fumbled and every time someone tries to pick it up they instead kick it or knock it away. So the question is, will the FUMMMMBLE-ITIS!!! stop this month?

Sincerely, OR

Why am I doing this?

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