The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (11/25/15)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Thanksgiving is to my belly

as

The beautiful scenery on this postcard is to me (except on Thanksgiving, or possibly the day after … when I prefer 0 movement).

In other words, happy Thanksgiving! I hope it’s wonderful.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

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