DumbFunnery

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This postcard represents Christmas shopping with absolute accuracy.

Yeti with battle axe = you, the shopper.

Ominous red sky with doom-threatening lightning = traffic around the mall.

Dangerous and possibly deadly castle in the distance = the mall.

Unicorn casting judgement from above = jerk about to steal the parking spot that should be yours.

Good luck out there!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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