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Attn: Ellen (12/9/15)



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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This postcard represents Christmas shopping with absolute accuracy.

Yeti with battle axe = you, the shopper.

Ominous red sky with doom-threatening lightning = traffic around the mall.

Dangerous and possibly deadly castle in the distance = the mall.

Unicorn casting judgement from above = jerk about to steal the parking spot that should be yours.

Good luck out there!

Sincerely, OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (11/16/11)


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Copenhagen was beautiful. I honestly wouldn’t have been surprised if a unicorn walked by when we were walking around.

UNLESS the unicorn was not pretty – in which case it would not pass Copenhagen citizenry requirements.


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