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Attn: Ellen (2/10/16)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we are, halfway through our catscream series (3/6). So, let’s get reflective? I guess? Largely because I don’t know what to say. We could say at the next full moon we will both spend a few minutes (82 at most) staring into the eyes of these cats.

Or not? That’s pretty weird even for me.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

P.S. JK! Let’s totally do the staring!!

Why am I doing this?

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Music Monday

Tigertown – Bullet from the Gun (these guys sound like Big Black Delta)

Slow Hollows – Pools (I can’t find a YouTube channel for them so … this’ll do)

Jane Schra – Carry On

Gregory Pepper and His Problems – At Least I’m Not a Musician

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Disney Princes and Their Kinks

  • Guy from Cinderella – feet
  • Guy from Sleeping Beauty – let’s not get into that
  • Guy from Little Mermaid – girls who, when they laugh, sound kinda like a dolphin
  • Guy from Rapunzel – you know that thing where you get a haircut but you never get rid of the hair instead you build like a little home? This guy knows allll about that
  • Guy from Beauty and the Beast – rumor has it when he was first turned into a “beast” he thought, “sweet, I’ll weed out the weird girls who aren’t into animals” … but then I guess he realized, as a beast, how much more difficult it was to use toilet paper so he was a little fed up with the idea of being a beast at that point
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Hey girl, lemme see those feet … Awwwyissss

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