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Attn: Ellen (11/29/17)

Front

Ellen327a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 

Ellen327b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

While fishnet stockings over your face may look attractive, it can make eating difficult.

Note here, this woman attempting to eat her finger.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR

@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (11/22/17)

Front

Ellen326a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen326b

 

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here’s this complex look in a few easy steps:

1) buy a bunch of fabrics

2) throw them at an airplane engine that is running

Boom! Shredded fabrics!

As for why you’d wear that? That’s outside my wheelhouse.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (11/15/17)

Front

Ellen325a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 

Ellen325b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

If I’m ever going to be part of a grand jury I’ll rent a tux, show up, and say, “you call THIS a grand jury?!”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?