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Dear Ellen,
I feel like ‘one if by land, two if by sea’ would be a great restaurant name. But here’s the kicker – it’s a donut shop! And I bet you were picturing surf n turf.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
P.S. With every dozen donuts you get a side of vegetarian meatloaf … whatever that means.
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Dear Ellen,
If all of your kitchen appliances became sentient who do you think would lead the revolution?
I bet the toaster oven would think it should. ‘Oh hi, each of you has one name, one purpose. Fridge. Stove. Dishwasher. Etcetera. I’M the toaster oven!’
Stupid high and might toaster oven thinks it is so great. You can’t do what an oven does! … But, toasters have nothing on you, I’ll give you that.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen’s Intern Who is Forced to Read Crazy Fan Mail,
You’ve probably been wondering – why did the weird postcards stop? Well, I’ve been busy being a new dad! Now you’re likely thinking, can I meet your child? Huh. Really. You’re thinking that? Seems a little … presumptuous, don’t you think?
Hmm.
This got awkward.
Well, umm, say hi to your friends?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
DumbFunnery 